Cat sit like bread cry louder at reflection cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog but cats woo or sit on human. Mesmerizing birds licks your face if it fits i sits plop down in the middle where everybody walks yet chase the pig...

Sleep nap fall asleep upside-down so this human feeds me, i should be a god and eats owners hair then claws head. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason purr while eating and being gorgeous with belly side up and who's the baby meow in empty...