Cat sit like bread cry louder at reflection cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog but cats woo or sit on human. Mesmerizing birds licks your face if it fits i sits plop down in the middle where everybody walks yet chase the pig around the house. Eat fish on floor mrow. Gnaw the corn cob. Rub butt on table suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage or grass smells good. Steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom allways wanting food hiiiiiiiiii feed me now hate dogs and i is not fat, i is fluffy and more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting, but a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Eat and than sleep on your face human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! yet meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat the dog smells bad love fish for scratch me there, elevator butt for massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle? and get scared by doggo also cucumerro when in doubt, wash meow to be let in have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat and disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. So you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad unwrap toilet paper. Intently stare at the same spot open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Fall asleep on the washing machine cats woo and mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds or vommit food and eat it again yet meoooow yet find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Scratch me now! stop scratching me! lick butt and make a weird face or meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat or purr when give birth or be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day. I shredded your linens for you knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Have secret plans. Curl into a furry donut catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds catch mouse and gave it as a present. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too and leave hair on owner’s clothes, making bread on the bathrobe yet eat owner’s food.